5 posts tagged “fluffy”
What are your resolutions for 2007?
No more road trips, smelly motel rooms, and hot afternoons spent in a cramped bunny carrier while my thoughtless peeps cavort in swamps filled with alligators for whom they imagine I would make a nice little amuse bousch. [disdainful foot flick]
- Instead, 2007 will be a year of constant pets, but nose and head only (I hate it when my peeps pet my backside; they say they forget but I know they do it on purpose because I'm an unusually plush rabbit with excellent bunfeel)
- I will have my litter box freshened every day, sometimes several times a day, if I so choose
- My pellets will be immediately served to me upon request, and as often as I please
- Any inferior pellets, hay, or fruit will be replaced immediately by my attendants upon expression of my displeasure (can't they tell when the pellets have gone stale? I have to do everything!)
- I will have regular helpings of that nice flower water that makes me feel all relaxed and groovy
- I will romp freely in my playroom day and night without supervision
- I will chew, especially high-value items and irreplaceable family heirlooms
- I will receive constant attention, but will not be stared at like an object of entertainment (this is a delicate task, a little like being the perfect butler--my peeps are requiring a great deal of training and patience, but I persevere)
- I will receive access to all hitherto forbidden areas of the Bunny Lounge, including the rooms where my attendants work on their most cherished projects--so I can supervise
- I will be superlatively cute and fluffy
Sometimes my peeps like to hold me up in what they call the Pikachu pose. I really hate it when they do that. You might even say I disapprove. I know my extreme cuteness makes everyone want to snuggle me, but I'm not that kind of rabbit. My round, fluffy white tummy is no one's business but my own!