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First Attendant: She's making me want to get her a carrot.
Second Attendant: How can she make you want to get her a carrot?
Here's how.
The Carrot Monologue
Indy Bunny: A carrot sure would hit the spot right about now. It sure would. It would really hit the spot. That's what would hit the spot. A carrot. And it's in the cold box. It's right in the cold box. You just open it up and it's right in there. That's where the carrot is. And you go and get it. And it comes up here for the bun. It's in the cold box. All you have to do is open it up and get it. It's right in there. It sure would hit the spot.
[Repeat until effective.]
